Saturday, September 15, 2007

Black Sheep - Violence of the Lambs

Now this is a bizarre comedy thriller that have washed up our shores from New Zealand. The casts are unknown to me, and even the director/writer Jonathan King doesnt seem familiar to me. Usually, I wont even go near such zombie-animal type of movies even with a 3 feet pole but since there's a demand for a review of this gory, stomach turning, B-grade movie, I relented and decided to give this movie a try.

Storyboarding is not bad, really. Storyboard is full and complete and tries to justify every scenes it projected.

The story is about 2 sheperd brothers, the Oldfields, who grew up in their father's New Zealand sheep farm. The older brother Angus, who has deep seeded insecurity due to his handicap, is the bully and killed younger brother Henry's pet sheep causing Henry to develop a phobia of sheeps.

15 years later, Angus, who stayed on to take over their father's farm offers USD2 Million to buy over Henry's share of the farm. Henry returned to the farm to accept the offer from Angus, who is now an established sheep farmer and researcher. As Henry was about to leave, 2 environmentalist, Grant and Experience, accidentally released a mutant sheep foetus while investigating Angus' genetic experiment on sheeps.

Weird experience with deadly meat-eating sheeps and face-to-face battles with violent man-killing sheeps follows. Get ready to be surprised by deadly Were-Sheeps transformation and gory "shot-guns-bursting-sheep-heads" scenes and expect lots of wild, murderous sheeps on a killing rampage.

I think you would like this one if you are a fan of those "zombie" movies or if you tend to "flock" to those "genetically modified mutants that goes on a killing frenzy" kind of movies. For me, I think there are better movies to watch than this "shear terror". BaaHahaha.

Preview : Shoot Em Up

Watched the preview on Astro Behind the scenes and thought it's worth mentioning and worth waiting for. What caught my eye was the abundance of action and gun shots and also the love story in the background.... kinda make it a movie for the boys (who goes for the action) and girls (love story maniacs, obviously) and family (baby and all)..... Also boasts some high class casts which the director and writer Michael Davis handpicked namely, Clive Owen (of Derailed, Pink Panther, Sin City and King Arthur fame), Paul Giamatti (2005 Oscar winner for best supporting actor in Cinderella Man) and Monica Bellucci (Oscar nominated for Matrix Reloaded, and The Passion Of the Christ) .

Will be waiting eagerly for its release in Malaysia... meanwhile, here's the plot sypnosis (source: imdb.com):


Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) is waiting for a bus when a pregnant woman runs by, chased by a group of thugs. Smith kills them and delivers the baby, but the mother is killed. Chased by the evil Mr. Hertz (Paul Giamatti) and an army of goons, Smith enlists DQ (Monica Bellucci), a lactating prostitute, to help him care for the baby.After a series of gun fights, Smith discovers the truth. A Democratic presidential candidate and supporter of draconian gun control measures is dying, but had several supporters impregnanted from his sperm so he could harvest the children. The women were killed by Mr. Hertz who was working for a wealthy firearms executive. However, Mr. Hertz and the Democratic politican cut a deal to work together. Smith kills every one of them personally, and in the end he reunites with DQ and the baby to start a new family.


Sunday, August 26, 2007

Ratatouille - Rat-Ta-Too-Ee (Everyone can cook)

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize that only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more."

I was really moved by these words used by the food critic Anton Ego in the movie. And the geniuses at Pixar, in this critic's opinion, are nothing less than the finest animation producers in the world. I'd definitely be waiting for the DVD version of this movie, squeaking with excitment...

Storyboard (10 out of 10)
Very entertaining story which develops at the right pace to introduce each of the characters well. The rats, albeit lovable, are still protrayed as pesky rodents and even though ended up being one man's best friend, was not acceptable by humans at large. So it's highly educational and highly entertaining. However, I would think the subliminal moral of the story, i.e. "live your dreams", and "everyone can do anything if they set their mind to it", can only be grasped by older kids. Younger kids should be able to grasp the simple yet often reiterated message which is, "Don't STEAL!"

And I think the director and writer, Brad Bird, have done a good job in introducing France, the French and of course the art of fine French cuisine. Adults, like me, stand to be "inspired" to cook even though I have not cooked a proper meal in my life.

Overall, it's an extremely exciting and fun-filled movie and I hardly felt the 110 minutes of the movie. And very good for educating/inspiring children/chefs wannabes. Can't say the same for Bryan (5 years old) though. He was quite afraid of all the violent attempts at killing the lovable rat.

Special effects/Graphics/Cinematography (9 out of 10)
Pixar never fails to impress me with their near-to-reality animation but yet preserving the "cartoonish" elements in their characters. A extremely creative production, which introduces to us a different perspective to this world;a mouse-eye-view so to squeak, err.. speak.


Lessons/Issues (9 out of 10)
1) Dont steal, no matter what, not even if you are hungry. Even if you are hungry or there'll be devastating consequences i.e. losing your job and losing the trust of others.
2) You can be whoever you aspire to be, despite your size or your origin or what everyone else is doing or says you should be doing..... Follow your dreams and you are what your heart and soul wants you to be.
3) Change is nature. You can change the future or how things are working naturally now, if you set your heart and soul to it. If you believe you can do it, you can. (In conjunction with hte upcoming Independence or Merdeka Day, Malaysia Boleh!)
4) There are certain forces of nature which are difficult to change, i.e. relationships between human and rats. As such, in order to implement the change, a forceful massive implementation, which disregard the forces of nature, often does not work (as seen in the closure of Gusteau Restaurant after rats infestation). A more subtle change tactic; a slow introduction and convincing the right people (the critic perhaps), should be employed.
5) Rat killing can be quite brutal, and humans are quite capable of such brutality. However, not all humans subject to such brutality and we can even try to trust our worse enemies and perhaps strike a harmonius and fruitful joint venture, by tapping on each other's strength.
6) Everyone can cook. (But that doesn't mean, everyone should).
7) It's difficult for women to earn a place in the "real" kitchen due to sex discrimination, and we should respect the women chefs.
8) Do not be a villian and try to cheat others. Villians never wins. Heroes and hard work prevails.
9) You can never stay on top for very long by taking other's credit. Sooner or later, people will find out and you'd be happier if you come clean and tell the truth. (Courage shown by Linguini in owning up that it was the Rat who possess the cooking talent and not him.)


Casting (NA)
Understandably, it's a cartoon and I can't rate the casts based on their animated representatives. So this category is not applicable this time. But I must say, the voices brings a lot of live to the ever lovable characters. Very good soundtrack too. I just love French songs, they sound very romantic.

Overall grading = B+ (28 out of 40)
A very fun and entertaining movie for all ages. Catch it on the big screen to enjoy the rich colour, sights and sounds. Be inspired by all the fine foods and art of fine culinary... Excuse me now, I am popping over to my French friend's house to satisfy my hunger for some Ratatouille...


Scoring Guide:
31-40 A
21-30 B
11-20 C
1-10 D


Note: all pictures are sourced from http://www.imdb.com

Die Hard 4.0 - Live Free or Die Hard (Cont)

Turned out i didnt have the time to do Die Hard 4.0.

But it's a good and fun movie which depicts some "family" issues, and introduces a lot of high tech gizmos and is one for the computer techies...

A little out of context and hard to believe but hey, that's what Die Hard is made of ever since it debuts 2 decades ago.

Rating - A-

Friday, July 13, 2007

Die Hard 4.0 - Live Free or Die Hard

Absolutely Awesome Stuff. Adrenalin pumping... Action packed... Heartstrings tugging... Death Defying stunts... Great contender for the movie of the year.

Another A class movie... Bruce Willis haven't lost his witty charming character one bit since 20 years ago when he first started his Die Hard career as smartmouth, witty but "being at the wrong place at the wrong time" cop, John McClane in 1988.

Will update more later....

Definitely entertaining and hilarious.... worth every penny of the RM11 you fork out for this movie.

Btw, you can also catch Huge Trucks (ala Optimus Prime) fighting with Fighter Jets (ala Megatron) in this movie. I bet Director Les Wiseman added this scene on purpose to poke fun at Transformers. Hmmm looks like Wiseman and Bay are already trying to outdo each other even way before the Oscars.. Anyhow, this two blockbuster Directors deserve standing ovations for bringing us so much entertainment this year... :)

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Transformers - Their War, Our World - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings


Michael Bay deserves every bit of my respect and love... he definitely have delivered in this movie... more than I have expected in fact. Definitely an A class film... I just fell in love with this movie right after Blackout transformed (the first Transformer to appear). Bryan (5 year old) went "wow,.... Wow,..... WOWW" at the sight of Blackout's transformation. That's what I thought about this show too... Wow! (but of course I didn't shout it out like Bryan)


I was thinking of just writing, "Just watch this movie, it's definitely "MOVIE OF THE YEAR" if you ask me but then I wont be doing justice to my blog... hahaha. I am no Transformer freak nor fan... but this movie definitely took my breath away - one of the most impressive CGI driven movie.

The only drawback for the die hard Transformers fans is the lack of the signature "E-u-e-u-e-ak" sound whenever they transform.


Storyboard (9 out of 10)
Extremely entertaining with the right blend of humour, action - fist fight, gun shots, air borne fight scenes, car chase, underground fight sequence, you-name-it-they-got-it action, suspense, terror, human issues (family, friendship, society, country), etc. The storyline have been outlined in the previous installment and Michael have done justice for the movie pacing the movie just right to strike a balance between robots and human interaction and a palatable storyline. Even though the movie is 2.5 hour long, Bay doesn't bore you with too much technical explaination of each robot and you dont get too much unnecessary conversation. Never a dull moment except for my afternoon-nap-deprived 5 year old friend whose only interest is watching the robots and asked me "Where did the Transformers go?" the moment a Transformer wasnt given screen time. Having been able to enjoy the movie, shows that there wasn't many chances for him to ask me that question... :D

Ummm, it's actually rated PG-13 in the US but I didn't do my homework thoroughly enough and allowed a 5-year-old to watch it with me (In Malaysia, it's rated "U"). However, the really violent scenes (including decapitation) are Robot-vs-Robot and not human so that reduced my guilt substantially :P)



Special effects/Graphics/Cinematography (10 out of 10)
Best special effects I have ever witness, and I know I am not alone in quoting this. Seemless transformation and blends in wonderfully with the rest of the casts.



Lessons/Issues (8 out of 10)

To name a few:

1) Humans are highly evolved beings but still have much weakness such as greed, wrath and envy. If they don't control their greed, they might fall into the dark side due to their hungry quest for power. Decepticons are actually representation of the future of these kind of humans, extremely advanced, smart but evil in nature. There are, however, still good people around as represented by Autobots and it's up to us to choose to become Autobots and Decepticons.

2) Greed for power will lead to major disastrous events for self (Megatron) and others (earth). War does not solve any problems either and will lead to even more disastrous events.

3) Friendship/comradeship is important in winning (as shown in the weaker Autobots being able to win with teamwork). Strategy is also an importan element. (The weaker Autobots must depend on strategy to win the more advance Decepticons)

4) Loyalty as shown by Bumblebee in serving it's earth assignment.

5) Responsibility (As shown by Optimus Prime in his willingness to risk his life to save the Earth as he felt responsible for bringing their Cybertronian war to earth.)

6) We may be very advance but dont underestimate others and be aware that there are other's more advance than us out there.



Casting (6 out of 10)
There aren't many big stars in this movies which is understandable as their main strength doesn't lie in casting but in their CGI robots. But their leads, Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky) and Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes) are young and upcoming stars and works hard for their salary, all USD500K of it for Shia... And sexiness or "foxiness" works to pull in the crowd with Fox being voted #18 in the Top 100 sexiest woman list by Maxim Magazine (2007), and #68 by FHM in 2006.

Overall grading = A (33 out of 4o)
A definite must watch and I am sure it's worth every penny of the RM11 you dish out for the movie ticket considering it cost USD150 million to make this movie. Highly entertaining material and fun for the whole family. One of the best visuals I have ever seen. Do your homework prior to watching this movie as you may get a little confused over who's who as there's not much explanation of the robots in the movie, but rest assured that even without knowing who each of the giant robots are, you won't miss a thing. However, be reminded that it's rated PG13 in the US, and thus, remind your child that they are robots and not humans to avoid having to deal with extreme violence around the house later. Visit the loo before the movie as it's hard to enjoy the 2.5 hour long movie on a full bladder.

Scoring Guide:
31-40 A
21-30 B
11-20 C
1-10 D

Note: all pictures are sourced from http://www.imdb.com

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Transformer 7-4-7

Can't wait till the Transformers movie come to our shores. It seems that we'll be getting this treat on the 28th June (from GSC advertisements) even though the official site says it'll premier on the 4th of July.

Anyway, this anticipation means I am expecting qutie a lot from Michael Bay (director) and Steven Spielberg (executive producer). I really hope that they will present some good family entertainment instead of some cheap "Ultraman/Mask Rider/Power Ranger vs Rubbery Monster" type. Also, hopefully their robots are much better than those of Astro Stadium ads.

Having said that, from the trailers and teasers (all 6 of them), I think that we won't be disappointed. :)

Here's a refresher in case we get confused with who's who in the movie:

Autobots (the good guys)
1) Optimus Prime (leader) - 18th wheeler
2) Bumblebee - Cheverolet Camaro
3) Jazz - Pontiac Solstice Sports
4) Ironhide - GMC Topkick Pickup Truck
5) Rachet - Search and Rescue Hummer (Ambulance)

Decepticons (the high tech villians)
1) Megatron (leader) - Cybertronian Jet (actually can turn into Walther P33 Pistol too)
2) Barricade - Police Car - Saleen 5281 Mustang
3) Starscream - Lockheed Martin F22 Raptor Jet
4) Blackout - Skirkovsky MH53 Pave Low III Helicopter
5) Brawn - M1 Abrams tank
6) Frenzy - 2 speaker CD player mini compo
7) Scorponok - mechanical scorpion
8) Bonecrusher - Buffalo Armoured Mine-Protected Bulldozer

Short Sypnosis: Sometime in 1850, War between Autobots and Decepticons in Cybertron planet have spill over to Earth over the control of Allspark, a cube that will give the owner super powers. The Allspark has been "exported" to Earth by some Autobots but Megatron managed to track and chase after them to Earth. During his "visit" to earth, Megatron, fell into the Arctic Ocean and was freezed to paralysis (note: all robotics can be overcomed by freezing it's mechanical parts). Captain Archibald Witwicky, a scientist, was on an Artic expedition and chance upon Megatron. Megatron enscribed a map leading to the Allspark location into Captain Archibald Witwicky spectacles.
Over time, other Decepticons roam to earth in search of the Allspark and their leader. While the US government want to study and controlthe robots, the Decepticons also want to learn from the US government the location of Allspark.
Meanwhile, the other autobots arrives on Earth to protect the Allspark and the earth (as the leader Optimus Prime believes that "Freedom is the right for all santient beings".
For the rest of the story, well... go watch the movie in the theaters... :)